A Dirty Little Number

Long & Hairless – Q: What is 200 feet long and has no pubic hair?A:…

Thermometers – Q: What’s the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer? A: The taste.

Mechanic Booty Call… Drill – Yes, that’s a pistol drill in my pants, and yes,…

Astronaut Booty Call… Red Dwarf – Please, don’t call it a red dwarf.

Geek Booty Call… Phaser – If you were a phaser, you’d be set on "stunning."

Jock Booty Call… Receiver – Hey babe, will you be my receiver? High five!