18-legged Fly Catcher

Washington Booty Call… Lie – I cannot tell a lie. I’d like to be the…

Pirate Booty Call… Captain – They call me Captain Hook-Up! Yar!

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Belly Button – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has…

Hipster Booty Call… Music – Want to go back to my place and listen to…

Harvard Lightbulb – How many Harvard men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?…

Mechanical Sex – How do you know that an auto mechanic just had sex? One…